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Digi Girl Diary: Sideara's Shooting Stars Entry: 05 (@sideara)




Dear Diary,


I’m upstate in the forest again and yesterday decided I wanted to go for a walk to work on an audition I got (yes, mid-strike audition… Something about interim agreements for certain productions) and my boyfriend was worried like, are you sure? What if you get lost? What if you get hit by a car? What if you see a bear? I was like lollll shut up and go to the gym I will be fine, idiot.


So he leaves and I leave for my little walk, strolling along in the sunshine with my headphones in (and zero service - did I mention there is absolutely no cell service here if you’re not connected to wifi?)


I reach the end of my little half-mile walk and turn around to walk back, rehearsing my lines out loud in my terrible fake Russian accent (required for the role, not a creative choice lol), and then BOOM, BITCH -


I SEE A MASSIVE BEAR CROSS THE ROAD IN FRONT OF ME.


I am now FREAKing out - what the fuck do I do, no service, bear now hiding in the bushes on the side of the road I’m required to cross to get back home - so obviously I just freeze like a dumb-ass little deer.


Then I decided to walk backward to the nearest house (like a 4 min walk away) where I proceed to awkwardly stalk around the house for 15 minutes anxiously calling out “Hellooo? Excuse me?” periodically until a sweet 80-year-old man shows up out of nowhere like hello what the fuck are you doing here and I had to be like hiiii neighbor I SAW A BEAR AND I’M SCARED.


Anyways long story short neighbor was like you’ll be fine please leave and I had to walk my ass back home blasting Kanye MBDTF, the loudest album I have downloaded on Spotify, clutching my phone looking for bear and anxiously singing “Can we get much higheeer” trying to seem scary as a 4’11 bitch in a Brandy Melville sweater.



Anyways, for Sideara’s Shooting Stars this week, here are the looks I would wear to a bear fight.



I love showing up to a party on theme, so immediately I’m thinking hairy animal type beat. The OG icons come to mind.


FIRST SHOOTING STAR: NAGI NODA




A true visionary, Nagi tragically died in 2008.


Her work & influence lives on forever.



And the bear would definitely not eat me if I was stunting this HARDDDD.




BEAR, MEET BEAR HAIR!


This work obviously then leads me to our next hair look shooting star icon, Charlie Le Mindu.

If you missed peak Charlie Le Mindu 2010s era, I am sorry for you!



CHARLIE LE MINDU:



Educate yourself immediately by watching these two extremely iconic shows:








Our modern hair style icon comes in the form of Hysteria angel @jadedtatum @jadedmade whose human hair bows are HAUNTING me because I need one so badly



TATUM JADE (@jadedtatum + @jadedmade):





Her latest collection, which includes WINGS made of hair, debuts in September with her first runway show.





I am extremely excited and if you are in NY, you should NOT miss it!!


Saturday, September 9, 8 PM EDT in Brooklyn.


RSVP here:



Be there, be bear!!!


That concludes this episode of Sideara’s Shooting Stars, glad to be alive & dramatic for another day.


XOOOO Sideara


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